David Cameron offered a Bigfish, but unable to accept gifts

Conservative Party leader David Cameron has only gone and done it again the poor old sausage. He’s only had his bike stolen again.

Offering our deepest sympathies we got straight on the phone to the Conservative Party HQ and offered a replacement bicycle for David in the form of a Bigfish Folding Bike - the simple reason being that he could fold it up in seconds and take it right into the building with him, never having to leave it chained to railings (or thief-magnets as you could also call them)

Unfortunately it’s against party policy to accept gifts, though the very nice people we spoke to in his office thought it was a fantastic idea and were very disappointed to be unable to accept.

Here’s a screengrab from the BikeBiz website relating to the offer…